Do you want a hint?

We will give you three helpful hints. First, a masterfully written haiku. Second, a statement whose meaning is entirely obvious. Third, a hint on the photo.

Now many of you might start second guessing yourselves. Maybe, we have boy and are leading you to that. Maybe we are having a girl and leading you astray. Maybe, just maybe, we are just sitting here at home laughing ourselves to tears.

Blowing wind, blue sky,
Starry night to reach so high,
A child grows inside.

Mystery to tell,
Many guesses, not so swell.
Boy or girl - who knows?

Parents laughing tons,
Could be daughter, could be sons.
Do you want to know?

Fuzzy picture post,
Leaves you wanting all the most,
No such luck from us.

Boysenberries bloom,
‘Morrow we will tell at noon.
Lest ye all cry more.

私は男性であり、私の部品を侮辱した